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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:52
Still no good
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No way
No go.
Still no good.
How do you know when someone really loves you?
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
How do I write a book and sell it?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!